Just Crazy

If you guys dont already know for unfortunate reasons i am unable to add diary of a wimpy kid to my blog :( however i will instead me adding a different book which as also really good . It is called Just Crazy by Andy Griffiths . Yaan Kit's the one that introduced it to me :) do u guys remember him??? 

Anywayz here it is . Oh yeah and i will upload about 3 pages instead of 1 !!

Chapter 1 : Band Aid 

Have you ever had a Band - Aid on for so long that you can't tell where the Band-Aid ends and your skin begins .

I have . 

In fact , I have one right now . 

Its been on for the last six months 

I've grown quite attached to it actually and its grown quite attached to me .

We've spent a lot of time together .

I did some calculations and i figured that I've had the Band Aid on for one hundred eighty two and a half days . which is four thousand three hundred and eighty hours , or tow hundred and sixty two thousand and eight hundred minutes , or fifteen million seven hundred and sixty two thousand and eight hundred minutes , or fifteen million secen hundred and sicty eight thousand seconds or , 

THAT WAS THE END OF PAGE 1 !! IN THE BOOK THERE IS AN ILLUSTRATION OF A CHICKEN WITH A BAND AID ON IT SAYING SOMETHING I CANT SCAN IT SO I WILL TRY TO DO A DECOY!! 

ok imagine that it has a band aid on it . 

Next page!! 

to be more precise, well i cant be any more precise because my calculator conked out when i tried to figure out how many mili-seconds . There wasnt enough room on the screen for all the zeroes .

But you dont need to know how many milliseconds it is to know that its more than enough time for a Band Aid to get a very serious grip .

Its not my fault i had to leave it on so long .

Its Mums fault 

If she didnt act like Band Aids cost about 3 million punds each id be able to change them more ofter . She hides them and if i get hurt -no matter now bad - she only ever lets me have one Band Aid and thats it . 

If i pull i off too soon and ask her for another on she says "Do you think we're made of Band Aids  ? Do you think Band Aids grow on trees d? Do you think Band Aids are handed out free on street corners ?' and it doesnt matter how many times i ask her ,she wont give me another one . So ive learned to leave them on . But i think ive left this one on just a bit too long .

Im never going to get it off . 

if you dont like it you can tell me and recommend another book .